10. all the food is gone
9. there are food wrappers and dishes everywhere
8. noise in the basement has increased from dehumidifier + air-conditioner to dehumidifier+air-conditioner+swearing+game cube+computer+laughing
7. everyone at my house is talking about sports again
6. my shopping list includes such essentials as popsicles and cheese strings
5. my wallet has less cash in it
4. the phone is ringing
3. there are no clean spoons
2. the front porch smells like shoes
1. there is pee on the toilet - between the lid and the tank & I didn't pee there!
CLEAN IT UP DUDES!